@Mr. Pennsylvania: Either Retard or Douchbag.

@parker91: Should'nt he be putting pie into his piehole? Because if he uses a doughnut then it's really a doughnut hole and I think we can all see where that is going.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: ...mmm...crabcakes.....

@Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: But is he spongeworthy?

@IchiroSuzukiSamurai: Or he could have just given it to Phyllis.

@Desean Jams It On The One: I see what you did there.

@Gary: Talk about blue balls.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Are you kidding me? I still get a stiffy thinking about it.

Brett Farve Boy is unimpressed with Patrick Willis Guy

I lost a condom that I shouldn't have, but when will I make it back to Haiti again?

I believe I was promised Kristen Chenilworth Cleavage!

@Sports-Pun: +1. I'll be sending you a bill for the cleaning off the coffee out of my keyboard/monitor.

@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: So he's a lefty. I never could get that technique down.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: +1 and you do know that you're going straigt to hell, don't you

@formerly Chief Wahoo: mmmmm...horsey sauce......

@ReturnofClintonPortishead: Judging from the placement of the eyeholes, that is either Brian Setzer or a dude with a huuuge melon.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Put a bag over her head and do your business.

@JakeFratelli: I'll take a Monte Cristo. Deep Fried Deliciousness!

Quien is mas Sucko?

@BigRicks: Under/Way Under