Do the cheerleaders come with it? Because then I'm in. If not....then probably no. #tampabaybuccaneers

@Johnny D: heh heh. You said "thrust". #mediameltdowns

@Gourmet Spud: +1 Intertube (I loved the picture on the back of that album. I think that was one of my first boner moments.) #adrianpeterson

@Pesti-Esti: Smarties are oblate spheroids with a minor axis of about 5 mm (0.2 in) and a major axis of about 15 mm (0.6 in). Damn Canaidians #openmailbagtuesday

@DennyCrane: Never too old. But you have to make sure that others at the party will be dressing up also. The only thing worse that being the only non-costumed party goer is being the only costumed party goer. Unless it's Reece Witherspoon in that one harvard law school movie which I can't remember the name of…

The next best moment in Jake's life came later that night when he used his new found status to pull some of that delicious La Salle tail. #highschoolfootball

@Gravy: + 1 laugh out loud at work (with angry boss nearby). #rushlimbaugh

@CaptainHomeless: plus plenty of BC bud. That never hurts the "soothing".

@DirkToberFest: Has it been more than 4 hours? If so, you should probably see a doctor (or just nail her again I guess).

@Dr. Evil Genius: Really? Talking in Third Person on a comment board? That's the best you can do?

@TomahawkFlop: Martin Lawrence?

@ArkansasFred: or Golden Showers?

Surge? Really, St. Johns? Just remove the "r" and you get the perfect name. Suge.

But did he text a picture of it to his buddies?

I'm shocked! Frank Menechino is a hitting coach? That guy couldn't hit the floor if he fell off a barstool.

@TT-Zop: Only one? I'd think you would need several shots plus chasers to erase that memory.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Duly Noted.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Since you brought it up, is a "we talking bout Memphis" joke ok? No. Oh well, see you later.

@This is my Star: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: +1 trip to hell