But I don't see Frodo or Bilbo anywhere... What's he talking about??

I couldn't help but notice a TON of Giants fans in the stadium when I watched the Giants at Carolina Panthers game earlier this regular season on television... I mean, at times it sounded like half the people there were rooting for the Giants. A few weeks later I was driving down coastal South Carolina and popped into…

Oh, I thought this was going to be a somewhat useful article about real cars that real, normal people drive, you know, like a 2003 Pontiac Vibe or something... I doubt I'll ever be able to afford anything even approaching just the depreciation amount of most of these.

The ones where the GMEN beat the Patriots.... 18-1, baby!! Bwahaha!!

If you mean to say "replace a crap job" in the Marxian sense, where technological advances are supposed to help all of us have more rewarding, less alienating work, then kudos. But if you're just another douchebag, self-important middle class LH commenter stuck in your little bubble of technology and privilege, fuck…

Do people other than jackass rich white golf-playing "bro's" actually take this shit seriously? What a bunch of pretentious garbage. I drink Jameson and good, craft beer. And no, I don't bother rating the "head" and "hoppiness"; I drink what I like. Geez... this is all a case of people with too much money and too much…

Considering the US is the only country to ever use nuclear weapons — killing and maiming hundreds of thousands of civilians in the process — and considering the US has the bloodiest, most violent track record of imperial violence on earth (the genocide and slavery the country is built on; Philippines, Central America,…

"flesh oozing out" is exactly why she's unbelievably hot... thighs, butt, breasts, lips, dark eyes... ugh! y'all can keep your women who have the bodies of 12-year-old boys, i'll take thick girls like Kim K any day...

Move to Florida. It was in the upper 70's here today, bitches.

First off, the admonishment "while this isn't something I recommend taking advantage of, as you're basically taking Target's money" and all the crocodile tears by folks who have replied to this article are moronic... Yes we're taking Targets' money, and so what?!? Target is a behemoth of a corporation that uses its…

Yay! So we're all just middle-of-the-road, Amuricah-first good people united in our consumerism and passive acquiescence with empire and violence... a tiny percentage of the world's population using a quarter of its resources. But we're not that divided in doing it! Whoopdie-doo, USA!

License /plants/, you say? Anyway, is it just me or is that Dodge Charger pretty sweet too?

On a (somewhat) related note, has anyone been able to find a decent electric clipper/trimmer that allows one to cut one's own hair to different lengths? I would like to kind of go with the Jesse Pinkman look from Season 4 of Breaking Bad, or maybe even a little longer, but my hair is really thick, so my options have…