Now I totally want to see a male player twirl. I bet Nola would do it.

Came here to say the same thing. I loved that movie! And I love how committed Urban was to the role.

I was pleasantly surprised. I love Lena Headey and Karl Urban.

I don't know if I'd call it "excellent," but it's certainly much better and more interesting than I expected it to be.

Agreed. I watched it without having read the comics and I thought it kicked ass. I forced my dad to watch it (I had to trade by watching The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly) because he had been burned by the shitty first adaptation. He also thought it kicked ass.

Sorry; would have been more convincing if you'd tweeted it.

Ugh, more importantly, giving an accused rapist the presumption of innocence means assuming that the accusers are guilty of filing false reports, slander, and perjury. There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" in cases such as this; you have to assume that one side is guilty, and for some reason, people…

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

Actually, I think the real message is "Try harder considering the fact that you work at one of the largest and most well read publications in the world. If you can't figure this shit out you don't deserve to have a job."

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

I AM GOING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH THAT THIS IS FALLING. As someone who does this all the time, I will say that that "slidey thing" she does hurts like motherfucking hell.

Yes, you're absolutely right!

And again, there is no crime here.

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

Suh: I thought the second step was supposed to be acceptance.

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

The problem isn't that he stepped on him, it's that he didn't move for a good ten seconds after and then put another foot on him

If the Suh fits...