Goes to the effort of creating a video including a CGI tank.

Internet
why you lie
with CGI?

poem by - Blade

Now I totally want to see a male player twirl. I bet Nola would do it.

Came here to say the same thing. I loved that movie! And I love how committed Urban was to the role.

I was pleasantly surprised. I love Lena Headey and Karl Urban.

I don't know if I'd call it "excellent," but it's certainly much better and more interesting than I expected it to be.

Agreed. I watched it without having read the comics and I thought it kicked ass. I forced my dad to watch it (I had to trade by watching The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly) because he had been burned by the shitty first adaptation. He also thought it kicked ass.

Sorry; would have been more convincing if you'd tweeted it.

Ugh, more importantly, giving an accused rapist the presumption of innocence means assuming that the accusers are guilty of filing false reports, slander, and perjury. There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" in cases such as this; you have to assume that one side is guilty, and for some reason, people…

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

Actually, I think the real message is "Try harder considering the fact that you work at one of the largest and most well read publications in the world. If you can't figure this shit out you don't deserve to have a job."

Rogue has become the Jones Soda of beer.

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

I've had it with all these mother fuckin' hunger games in this mother fuckin' forest.

Well to be fair, if it was an American commercial that involved some guy doing crazy stunts with dangerous animals...he would've had an Australian accent lol

If your password is Blink182 you deserve worse than being hacked.

I AM GOING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH THAT THIS IS FALLING. As someone who does this all the time, I will say that that "slidey thing" she does hurts like motherfucking hell.

Yes, you're absolutely right!

And again, there is no crime here.