I am not crazy and if you say I am I will murder you horrifically. I hope I've proven my point.

White people are crazy.

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

Suh: I thought the second step was supposed to be acceptance.

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

The problem isn't that he stepped on him, it's that he didn't move for a good ten seconds after and then put another foot on him

If the Suh fits...

well, the good news is my father-in-law forgot his password on his Xbone. So perhaps they did him a favor...

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Large crowds of people??? Gathered at the mall??? How dangerous!! After all, if there's one thing malls weren't made for it's the safe passage of large numbers of people through its open areas.

You're wrong. The protests have drawn both international and national support for the movement, in the form of governmental task forces and investigations into police violence, not to mention local concessions to holding police more accountable. The protests have also drawn scorn from the international community…

A teenager tripped over one of the protesters on her way to Wet Seal. She nearly spilled her bubble tea. #neveragain.

"It's clear from their actions that these political activists were more concerned about making a political statement and creating a media event than they were about the safety of others, who came to Mall of America for an afternoon of shopping and family entertainment,"

Um, how does a die in or other peaceful protests endanger anyone's safety? What a bunch of horseshit.

It MUST be a fake. Stormtroopers don't pilot TIE fighters.

Wide angle lenses make things look like they're farther away in proportion to one another, or it makes things look like they're moving faster towards or away from you. They don't make things look like they're closer. In fact, if things look like they're close on an ultra wide-angle lens, then that means they're REALLY…

I didn't notice because I don't use it. It's actually one of the first things I remove from the dock. Sucks for you though :P

You know who didn't spend Thanksgiving with Terry Richardson? Gwyneth Freaking Paltrow. I award this round to Goop.

I think we can all agree that the most offensive part of this post was being subjected to the writing skills of Urban Dictionary contributors.