Stop being the cancer killing 4chan.

"THERE ARE CONTROLLERS IN THE PICTURE SO IT'S VIDEO GAMES" - <insert Kotaku staff member here>, when asked why the average Kotaku article is less related to video games than the average /v/ thread.

Are ToxicBunnles' posts sponsored by Gillette? Because they sure are edgy as hell.

"Have you played it?"

This comparison is inherently flawed in that it discounts advancements in game mechanics made by SC3k and SC4.

What, you mean on Kotaku? Haven't the slightest.

1) Are you implying that the majority of women find a guy visually attractive if he has a big dick? Because that's a pretty misogynist assumption in and of itself.

Did you seriously complain about reading seven paragraphs?

Are you implying Bioware changed the ending? Because they didn't; they only extended it.

Dayum, Consumerist ripped EA's statement to shreds.

BOY I SURE DO LOVE THAT SNACKTAKU

More like Mr. Toldtilo.

"I can't believe it's not video games"taku

this x1000. Honestly, degrees in game design are a complete joke.

Check your fish privilege, comments like those are offensive to aquatic minorities.

Less video-game-related than /v/

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

median > average > feces > weighted

Please, calling his vids Youtube poops is an injustice.

Obligatory "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"