we call this the acceptance phase

I disagree. We should expect if you trigger a flinch reaction in a police officer you’re gonna get shot. If you trigger a flinch reaction in anybody else you should get at worse a broken nose. So, I’m sorry, I disagree that we should hold cops to a higher standard, we should hold them to a lower standard. We…

Thank you for proper comma use... that could have been a lot more awkward.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

hey girl, whats ursine?

I saw Garciaparra hole or two, and immediately thought, there’d be Nomar of those. And sure enough, an eagle. I felt like such a Hamm.

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

It’s all a ruse. He’ll be spying on his teammates in no time.

“Won’t someone think of the philanderers?!”

Cristiano’s son approves.

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

Small world- I actually read both of these books as part of a theology program I took part in after I got my bachelor’s degree. As much as I find this guy’s politics distasteful, these books are actually incredibly compelling. I had never considered myself a spiritual man at all, but the program took place right after…

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Dongfang is man’s only defense against vagina dentate.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.