Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

It’s all a ruse. He’ll be spying on his teammates in no time.

“Won’t someone think of the philanderers?!”

Cristiano’s son approves.

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

Small world- I actually read both of these books as part of a theology program I took part in after I got my bachelor’s degree. As much as I find this guy’s politics distasteful, these books are actually incredibly compelling. I had never considered myself a spiritual man at all, but the program took place right after…

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Dongfang is man’s only defense against vagina dentate.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

*BOOM*

“Fans Misled; Pop Warner Competition More Challenging Than Initially Thought”

No, Sketchy is a different shoe brand. This is Adidas we’re talking about.

On a four-wheeler with a pinch between his cheek and gum. If I had to guess.

It really is sad because, if you watch his stuff in the early 80's when he wasn’t “DICK VITALE” he was insightful and entertaining but he kept it reasonable for the most part.

Not just food, but also for hookers.