Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back)

Icing On The Cake

This deserves a lot of stars. I come here for the dick jokes, but stay because someone throws out a great reference that parallels the discussion. Bravo.

I suggest rethinking that whole “Over 38" thing, guys.

It’s that whole “it’s the Bride’s day” thing that really fucks everything all to hell. It’s the couple’s day, and little Mitsy needs to check her attitude at the door. If I was told to shave my beard for the wedding, I’d make damned sure to avoid all contact with anyone involved in the wedding for at least six months,…

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

And I just don’t understand that part of it, the word.

Someone has to. From the clip, it’s clear that the dude’s not going to defend himself.

Sheed 2020!

The constant bat flips didn’t help the regime much either.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

I keep hearing people say we should do our best to support President Trump.

Bullshit. He’s a racist misogynistic piece of shit. He’s one of the reasons one of my daughters has a 66% chance of being sexually assaulted in their lives.

People who said the same thing about Hitler have the blood of 5 million innocent…

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

In the words of another famous Howard, I’m milquetoast as hell and there’s a very high probability that I will continue to take it.

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

“From the people who brought you Fudgies.”

What did they dress up as? Slim Jims?

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket