THE GREAT TRUMPKIN SIGNED MY SHIRT I’M SO HYPED

Holy crap are you wrong, Bonds was considered one of the best in baseball even before his obvious transformation.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

He was texting on the “device”, which was an Iphone .0001, and hit an iceberg... The Titanticus. Mystery Solved.

When the moderator asked how to get started, McCrory said, “Anything you like. No filter here.” Sure, who needs a filter when you posed the questions yourself?

Not as bad as the Ohio State marching band’s rendition of Sweet Child O’ Mine at Happy Valley.

That ain’t my culture and heritage.

I fucking loathe that kid/commercial.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

If they wanted to find a mass U.S. doping program, they could’ve just put on Fox News.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

It’s very Epstein but his head shape is very Screech.

If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut.

I was talking about sports.

If I were a scout, this is how I’d feel:

“Look, I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time. Because when you’re standing oh so near...I kind of lose my mind, yeah. It’s not the cross that you bear, nor is it the wounded ducks you throw in the air.

I dunno, your personal brand has been fading. If me being here…

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

We must handle his death with quiet dignity and grace....

Counterpoint: “Look at that blubber fly!”