I dunno,. his points sound hollow.

Bartholomew Cubbins approves.

My daughter is now 8, so she’s been out of the Jake thing for a couple of years now, but every now and then I find ways to get her back for subjecting it to the entire family. Now when she complains about something being too hot, I start singing “Hot lava. Hot lava. Hot lava. It’s real hot” and she begins complaining…

“Deafening and sadly legal. . .”

Neither did Eric Clapton.

He needed three tries to get across the water.

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

Down goes Trainor! Down goes Trainor! Down goes Trainor!

I am more surprised that a 20% stake in Atletico Madrid was only $48 million.

I dunno....I thought our date went pretty well...

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

That looks like a Muppet playing hockey in his pajamas. Not a good sports logo.

Four decades after Mark Fidrych, it’s good to see the Bird make its long-awaited return to Detroit.

Flip a bird at you and Tyler, too.

Go back over there.

“he’s only seventeen.”

Luckily nobody in Canada noticed because they’re too busy watching all the Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

That picture at the top has me curious: what festival is the Stevie Ray Vaughan zombie playing?

Boston Red Sox General Manager Mike Hazen sat alone in his office. “There’s nothing else to be done. We’ll have to put Pablo on the DL.” And having finally said it aloud, he felt as though a great weight had been lifted from the active roster.