Chicago bar, you say?

I thought the series finale of Adventure Time was great. I wasn’t really that thrilled with the final season and the whole Gumbald storyline, but the last episode was awesome. When those two weirdos picked up Finn’s metal arm at the beginning of the episode my daughter audibly gasped. But it didn’t up being a cheap…

Fun facts: “Shakedown” was Bob Seger’s only #1 hit and Seger only wrote the lyrics (Harold Faltermeyer, who wrote the score for Beverly Hills Cop 2, where Shakedown appears, co-wrote the music with another guy who wasn’t Bob Seger).

If there’s no intent to injure, why do it in the first place? “oooh, I could have hurt you if I really wanted to”

Yes, three whole hours of work. It’s a wonder she hasn’t had be admitted to a hospital so she can receive an IV after such a grueling schedule.

Agreed. I mean, they all say “we win as a team, we lose as a team, we suffer punishment due to a couple of racists as a team.”

I don’t even remember which Pink Panther movie that quote is referencing, but I do remember that the opening scene which it is from is, unequivocally, the most hilarious scene in all of cinema*.

Intentional pun or just serendipitous? This seems like a time that the Philip J. Fry meme would actually be appropriate.

Also, Keith Richards sucks, so you should never use him as an example of anything (except how to look like you’ve been dead for the last 50 years yet are, against all odds, still alive).

Being an old, my mind went to Gloria Gaynor, but to each their own.

Like I said, I’m sure this guy wasn’t tipping anyways and, if he isn’t coming back, that’s a good thing. Although I would guess that, if you simply refused to comp his meal or give him another burger, he wouldn’t come back either. He’s just going to go looking for another place that will put up with his trash, because…

I don’t remember where I heard the story (maybe here?) but someone was a server and their customer had eaten 3/4 of the hamburger before complaining that it wasn’t done properly. The restaurant cooked another burger for them and the manager brought it out to the customer.

I honestly do not understand your answer. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t understand it. Can you expound a bit? Or are you just saying “that’s the way we’ve always done it”?

I am fascinated by how certain occupations become deserving of tips while others do not, for no discernible reason. I understand why servers deserve to be tipped, but it has been argued on this site that servers would deserve to be tipped even if they were making minimum wage (or more).

“Girls I’d Like To Pork”

They want to be fiscally conservative with their own money, not taxpayers’.

Also you have to always use his full name.

And also with you.

There’s probably a way to re-arrange the words in that sentence to describe the after-effects as well.

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!