Amazingly, the spokesman in that ad looks, to me, both like Jack Black and a time-traveling Jack Nicholson. It never would have occurred to me that those two looked anything alike.

So it sounds like the Coliseum is a lousy place to watch a game, no matter how good of a product there might be on the field. If only ownership had some way of providing a better stadium experience.

The absolute best part about Norm as Burt is that, as ridiculous as Norm was, he was no more ridiculous than Burt in real life. Watch an old clip of Burt on the Tonight Show with Carson and you think Norm traveled back in time to sit on Carson’s couch.

Children?

Only if the game went past 12:00am. Then he REALLY would have been living...

I think monsters are soooo innnnteresting.

One of the best parts of Monsters, Inc. is when Sully thinks that Boo has been crushed in her monster costume. It’s basically a shot-for-shot remake of when Marc Antony thinks the kitten has been cooked in the oven.

When we did the 11-12 hour drive from Massachusetts to Michigan, we always left at about 10pm, which was the time my wife got home from work. I had stayed up late the night before and slept until 1pm or so. She took the first couple of hours, I took over at midnight and drove the rest of the way. The only stops were…

Obviously, the biggest risk for McLemore staying in college was blowing out his knee (or suffering some other crippling injury), but a much more likely risk that he avoids by coming out right away is having all of his faults picked over another year before he gets to the NBA and sliding way out of the lottery.

Ronaldinho looks like he’s about to tell me to hide my kids and hide my wife...

I know it shouldn’t bug me when people take, at face value, that Jackson was correctly quoting Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction, but it does. Maybe because it’s not really that hard to find out what it really says. Maybe because I’m just a doofus who cares about stuff that doesn’t matter in any size scheme of anything.

Pro…

If shorts are acceptable to you, then they are acceptable. Who cares what anyone else thinks?

I don’t have a real problem with Salah’s ‘do, although it basically looks like he picked it out last night, rolled out of bed, and went straight to the stadium. Feels more “lazy” than “bad”.

Many of these haircut are bad. Very bad.

Is this the real life? Is this just mapleleaf?
Caught in a sandwich, no escape for Ron McLean
Open your mouth, guess what it is you’ll eat

Full disclosure: I have not read all of the comments but, if none of Nick’s patent ideas are to come up with a shopping cart where all of the wheels work perfectly, I will be very disappointed.

Pat Verbeek is not impressed with the hijacking of his (well-earned) nickname.

Mike Barnicle. First name I thought of.

You make some excellent points and I appreciate the response. The only point I would quibble with out of all the ones you made is the implication that the woman has no responsibility in becoming pregnant (yes, I understand it’s not ALWAYS the case, but generally, the woman and man must share some responsibility in…

Did those Spiders fart?