He’s talking about the new stadium that the Wings and Pistons will play in starting this fall.

I’m sure someone more capable than me could link to a picture of Andre the Giant (whose alcohol tolerance was legendary) holding a can of beer. The problem is that, if he’s holding just one can, you probably can’t see it.

*does quick calculation*

Ok, now try staring into his brown eye and tell me he ISN’T scary.

To be fair, that’s not much of a plot twist. It seems the louder someone rails against something, the more likely they are to be railing against themselves.

I worked with my cousin at the family frozen banana stand one summer and it was really awkward.

My wood usually flails around like that when I get near third base.

Even though I know who Lonzo Ball is and am, in my opinion, a reasonably intelligent individual, I still read the headline as saying that “Lonzo Ball” was a thing like smallball (just related to the way that Lonzo Ball plays, whatever that is) and it was something that wouldn’t work for the Celtics in advance of their…

Well, you’ve got the first half correct...

Are you implying that the Knicks, Nets, and Kings haven’t been mocked mercilessly on Deadspin?

Oh, man. I LOVED this book when I was a kid. For anyone who hasn’t read it, I won’t spoil the plot twist as to the identity of the Monster at the End of the Book that Grover is trying to avoid, but I think Buzzfeed has a 20-page slideshow about how YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE BOOK IS, so you…

In addition, he hasn’t been treated unfairly at all! He’s terrible! He should be treated MUCH worse than he has been. The only way for him to actually be treated unfairly (in a bad way, which is what I’m sure he’s talking about) would be for the entire Fourth Estate, along with every single person who will be…

It practically writes itself!

Connor, blink twice if he has a gun shoved into your right kidney. Keep calm, the negotiators are on their way.

You had a Reliant K? LUXURY!

yeah, with nobody else.

“Webster’s International Directory defines ‘working’ as....”

I originally mis-read that as saying “Rename your Tampex ‘Trumpcare’.”

You leave the Cassowary OUT of this!

Yes, it’s the mascot equivalent of “sad trombone”.