By slapping Stephen A. Smith.

And when you think about it, could be the last home game of the season. Why not? Last chance fans can see them live and put on a good show this year. I’ll allow it.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I guess Russell Westbrook really is the MVP.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

Still better than those yokels at brown.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Self-titled is fitting. It’s either a debut or an album after change has happened.

To be fair, it’s their first time in living memory their team has come this far. I suspect that TV stations in Washington would do the same if they got into the Eastern finals. “We’re out of the second round... now what happens?”

“Someone made me these shoes...”

Him and Nick are god damn national treasures.

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

It’s aged fine. The problem is the sequels ran all the best jokes into the ground.

Connor McDavid making 4 dimensional chess moves while the Ducks were stuck playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Seriously, if you think the shot was the key to that, I’m not sure you should be questioning someone’s hockey bona fides.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

Judge Aaron Dong sounds like a Justice of the Superior Court of Orange County

So, a Giants fan?