This evidence seems pretty damning:

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Naw

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

free will baptist?

Who says tennis isn’t a real sport?

Thankfully for them the general public only has so much time for decaying, prominent, aging athletes and Rooney is hogging all of that space.

Because it implies a level of editorial control that isn’t there. It’s harmful for both entities. In the Complete series, it makes it appear as if Kotaku is writing something for Cheerios (they aren’t), and it appears as if Cheerios has endorsed the content (they haven’t).

A spam post inserted into the comments to try and look authentic about making money on Facebook on a post criticizing Facebook for inserting ads in the middle of original content to make it look authentic.

Their tears are so delicious

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Every time I see Pete Rose mentioned on Deadspin, I’ll be pasting this as a comment:

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

This guy’s in the running