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Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

Yeah, they know, that’s why they’re doing it.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that

I actually care more about the women’s team than the men’s, mainly because the women can actually play well.

My Facebook-posting uncle is gonna hate this if he ever starts watching soccer... or women’s sports... or if he ever starts caring about the plight of anyone outside his demographic.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

That was fantastic.

firefighters and nuns. but not sanitation workers. this is not about sanitation workers. never has been.

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

“It just appalls me that somebody could victimize another human being.”