Bank shot!—swish...—bank shot!—swish....—bank shot!—swish...

Jet fuel can’t melt Kaep’s resolve

In college, a kid got banned from our hockey arena after bringing a spiked Pepsi to a Black Eyed Peas concert. His face, printed on an entire piece of paper, was plastered in the ticket office.

I know.

Who’s Kyle?

Scott. No muss, no fuss, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere. Cheap and plentiful per roll.

Scott. No muss, no fuss, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere. Cheap and plentiful per roll.

Such a shame. He was the head of his recruiting class.

“Nameless Cowards Pump Their Chests”

#synergy

Yes and no. If you look at the top tier of spot kick takers (Zidane, my homer pick of Gerrard), if you hit it hard and low and aim for the back corner, no goalie can get there. It’s just too fast and hard. It’s physics rather than will.

In accordance of Bobby Bonilla Payout Day, as well as the opening of two free agency windows, what’s your favorite god awful terrible sports contract?

We nerds are all at home, snarking in the safety of Twitter

“Big Red Machine” is a great touch

Closest I will ever come to attending a bull fight

It’s the walk to the mound. Hockey fights just...start. In baseball you have that distance and the knowledge that It’s On.

Advisory: If you stay through Herm Edwards, you’ll get some Vin Scully. I promise.

And, because it's a Friday and hey, why not? FIFA was raided again. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/…

I get that. I totally do. And it’s a real real shame.

Didn’t Haley Joel Osment answer this already?

It seems like they want to actually coach instead of nodding at whatever Phil says during practice.