I don't think you necessarily need to read that background as The Reason why this happened years and years later. But it is a fascinating little bit of world history that I have never come across and am especially happy that it came through footy.

Agreed.

Americans really love it when people follow rules, really hate it when people don't follow rules, and never, for an instant, think about why those rules exist or how they can change.

No. Deadspin is built on dongs.

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Blowfish know the score

Bollocks.

Thank you, Mr. Howard, for alerting me to this year's iteration of the Bad Lip Reading video for the NFL. Like in previous years I had an enjoyable time talking part in watching it. The video was funny.

It's just nice to see a mob of entitled white guys get a win for once

After seeing her handle a Grey Goose, this hawk seems like no big deal.

Silver runs a sports league while Goodell is in charge of the shittiest branch of the military.

Rovell furthering his brand as a Dumb Aloof Robot

I didn't need more reasons to not vote for Chris Christie, but I'm happy to throw them on the pile!

If only for the plaque

Otherwise the case would be settled, 1-2-3.

However, DNA testing on a toothpick left at the scene is incomplete.

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Nice job cutting him down

The grand jury for that assault will be fascinating

This last would be waaaaaay different if Superman II came out as Donner intended