And before any MAGA morons chime in whining about “politicizing” everything here, it’s not political issue anymore, it’s national security issue.

Fuck this. Nope. Tesla can fuck right off. Don’t care if this is the greatest rally car ever, don’t care if it represents a colossal jump forward, All Teslas are now poison fruit.

Yeah, they could even have their own pieces of flair to identify one another. 

Elon definitely seems like the type who would enjoy a large, enthusiastic rally.

Is there anyone actually in Congress? Like with the Power of the Purse? You know, that thing spelled out in the Constitution? Or are the five thousand “We The People” ugly ass rear window truck stickers I se every morning on my commute only referencing a narrow, and completely incorrect reading of the second…

A lot of people will be all “bluh bluh but NASA had wammans forever I saw that math movie” to which the answer is “NASA had women early on for the same reason a lot of electronics companies did: rote mathematics and computer maintenance was considered drudge work that was beneath men.”

It’ll happen, but long after Fusk is dead and gone. But it’ll probably be Russia or China after we sell NASA off to them.

YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC!!!

until Musk’s company reaches Mars

I’m sure the woman collecting junk in her garage is approx. 18 hours away from being called a “pedo” and getting doxxed by his minions.

Can they just start selling this junk on Ebay? I'm sure there's plenty of Muskovites willing to pay for SpaceX junk

“I’m into the launches and what Musk is doing,” Amos Lucker, the owner of a Providenciales car rental service, told CNN, “but I think he should be liable for the cleanup, too.”

I once chose not to throw a paper airplane off the roof of an apartment building because I felt it would be littering.

I am 100% certain that nazi, i mean ceo, elon musk does not care and will not do anything about it other than litter other pieces of paradise as well.

Who needs to worry about selling cars when he’s already taken over the federal check writing authority.

Another brilliant move by Elon! Unplanned Obsolescence!

I know it shouldn’t bother me this much, but it does—I’m genuinely embarrassed to drive a Tesla because of Musk. I can’t wait to sell this car. I’m sure Farley or Toyoda might be P’sOS too, but at least they don’t constantly and loudly remind me of it.

It’s been clear that Musk doesn’t care about the auto business. As long as he can pump the stock why would he even care? Tesla bots. Tesla Taxi. Any day now bro, selling cars is old news. 

Germany should be proud of its culture of vigilance in trying to ensure fascists don’t take over again.

Unlike half of America, most Germans can easily recognize a Nazi shit ass.