Kia Engineers: AI, please design a sedan that looks like an SUV for America

We intend to fully cooperate with that investigation

Go get ‘em, Mario!

Other near-death experiences Trump definitely lived through:

Wait, you’re telling me he LIED ?!

If Joe Biden gave this response to this question the New York Times would not shut up about it for six weeks.

“In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him.”

On the one hand, one ought to respect “Authorized Personnel Only” signs. But on the other hand, the “overnight airport madness” is real, and can drive people to do some really weird shit sometimes. I’ve been there, but I usually just put my luggage on one of the moving walkways, then chase it by running the wrong way…

Damn, that is no way to die.

Fun fact about this trail. Its weak sauce up until the last mile and a half. When I did it, the rangers said most people drive to this point, park and walk and we say people doing that. The last mile and a half was pretty fun.

That, and you likely aren’t a sociopathic piece of shit.

I’m no Certified Business Genius, but I’ve always thought that a good way to improve one’s stock price is to develop, produce, and then sell desirable products at a price somewhere north of the production costs.

Well now the brain worms make sense.

8/8 really is the best date to release a new Tesla product these days. 

114 may have been on a track, but I do find it interesting that the car “sent out a data packet” to tattle tale on him.

It doesn’t matter. A base corolla can hit and sit at 114 mph with no significant problems. Why the hell can't the GR? 

One drove 114mph, and the other didn’t have insurance?  Definitely responsible drivers that I would trust without question.

Toyota: We Build Excitement!*

Smart move. Perfectly normal and relatable person versus the couch fucking VP for the other side.

Gotta say he seems like a very down-to-earth and rational person. The Scout thing is some sweet icing on the cake.