To all the people that complain about taking their fast cars to tracks because it’s expensive, or too far and instead want to drive fast on public roads: this is why.

Haven’t you heard, Tesla is no longer a car company. It’s an AI company... and the CEO is running an AI company of his own! Instead of that being grounds to kick him to the curb, they’re going to pay him billions to buy his side hustle he was working on instead of doing his actual CEO job! And there’s no question this…

I hope they vote against him. X and xAI have nothing to do with Tesla and should not be intermixed financially unless xAI is involved in FSD/AutoPilot.

There’s weird, and then there’s endorsing and funneling money to the man who wants to cut off your nose, all to spite your face.

It’s Elon, it was always going to be super weird. 

It’s weird to support the candidacy of a man who wants to actively harm you, Elon.  It’s super weird.

So they’ll tariff GM, Ford, Toyota, BMW, Honda, VW, Audi, Hyundai, and Mazda vehicles made in Mexico increasing sales prices to US consumers?

Something something Free Market. Something something hypocritical assholes.

Or some cashier kept saying they could and then laughed as they all got towed away.

It was almost certainly some other MAGA drone who assumed he could park there and told others. The herd instinct with that crowd is very strong. 

I like watching Everything Auto videos on Youtube, good, professional, honest tow company. Absolutely everyone he tows that is illegally parked claims someone told them they could park there.  I don’t believe for a second that Dunkin gave up their parking lot to let a bunch of MAGAts prevent customers from visiting…

“Something very fishy [is] going on here, because I’ve never seen anything like this happen before,” one man said.

Good. Fuck em.

Who are bigger dirt bags? Mercenary tow truck drivers or MAGA idiots?

A bit too late for him. The people are not buying his shitmobiles at the previous rate either. A million other choices of great EVs and going full on fascist will turn off a large segment of the EV buying market.

Fireants will make little rafts out of their dead bodies during heavy rains 

and human boats

Those dumbasses were fishing where a whale was feeding and got in the way. And sometimes they like to breach just for the hell of it. It happens more often than you would believe that they run into boats, it’s just rarely caught on video. I grew up on the Gulf of Maine - you stay away from whales when they are doing…

I remember seeing that everywhere and wondering what the hell it was.  Still stunning it because what it did.  Like that has been BJ 101 since like the BJ was invented

good, so they skipped the whole hawk tuah girl internet explosion