Jesus, taking the wheel:

This is less so a problem with air travel, an air line, or the air plane and just another in the long list of reasons that cruise ships, cruise ship people, and the cruise industry all suck and are basically just giant floating germ factories. 

Don’t let Jesus take the Wheel, the dude is famous for walking everywhere. He has no idea how to drive.

Wow, that RV is full on insanity with all the person worship. I’d hate to even sit at the next table over from those people.

I wonder if their position on receiving government assistance changed dramatically in the past week.

Two versions of these little helpers - the Straglematic you encountered and the door-mounted Ejectomatic that, if the door opened in a crash, would leave the occupant unsecured and ready to be tossed out. 

I hated those motorized mice in cars back in the day. I lived with those for years. One needed to open the door slowly and wait, if you rushed out of your car you risked strangulation. 

“She stole my police cruiser. And trapped me in it.”

The plan was to fuck her then renege on the deal he never intended to keep.

I’m surprised the cops aren’t more pissed about how often those body cams just accidently and certainly-not-purposefully turn themselves off at just the wrong moment....

Everyone knows that you have to caulk the wagon first.

These hunks of shit can’t survive a car wash

These hunks of shit can’t survive a car wash, isn’t this common knowledge by now?

So you are admit we need socialism because the private sector cannot meet demand.

it is rapidly becoming evident that cybertrucks are the new “hummer”, with the same sort of moron at the wheel.

There is no such deadline. 

That’s too reasonable for Donnie’s cultists to understand.

This is the GOP:

Today’s Republican party has lost the ability to plan ahead to make the country stronger positioned against the rest of the world.

Do you think Joe Biden invented the electric car?