So you are admit we need socialism because the private sector cannot meet demand.

That “we didn’t have the materials 5 years ago” scares the hell out of me.

seriously. let’s see if we can dare Elon into taking a cybertruck down there.  he already thinks it’s seaworthy, should be easy to goad his ego the rest of the way.

What do you call a bunch of billionaires at the bottom of the ocean?

Maybe the graph will need to be updated. 

it is rapidly becoming evident that cybertrucks are the new “hummer”, with the same sort of moron at the wheel.

At this point, Jalop writers are probably leaving errors in to reassure us they aren’t generative AI. As opposed to before, when they just weren’t being paid enough to care.

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everyone who was down on the ground got back up fairly quickly, which means they probably were too badly hurt.

There is no such deadline. 

That’s too reasonable for Donnie’s cultists to understand.

This is the GOP:

Today’s Republican party has lost the ability to plan ahead to make the country stronger positioned against the rest of the world.

Do you think Joe Biden invented the electric car?

What a weird metric. They were never at 100% of EPA range because Tesla apparently is able to score real well with the EPA test, but does horribly in real life. So saying they only achieve 64% of that is... well, kind of meaningless as far of “degradation” claims go. Give us what they actually started out with. Did…

The Sheehy dealerships are pretty infamous. Funnily enough, I spend some time in Maryland and am acquainted with one of the Sheehy family members. That particular person is about as much of a prick as you’d expect.

I give you Sheehy Lexus in Annapolis, MD... Last week my mother went looking for an RX350h and they flat out refused to remove the charge. The reasoning “Well, it’s already on the car!”

So just say “no”. Every toddler knows how to do it - channel your inner 2yo. I am VERY upfront with these guys - “I am not buying ANY extras, you can save your breath even telling me about them”. Plus “I have my own financing that you are welcome to beat, and no, I won’t tell you what my rate is other than that it is…

He meant he doesn’t want to give too much of WSJ’s money away.

I think that part of the problem isn’t just that Spotify was dropping service very soon after selling it to unknowing customers, but that they also made sure that the device couldn’t be used in any other way.

Can companies not be evil fucks FOR FIVE MINUTES?!