In 2022, Musk posted on Twitter, saying Tesla would never “surrender/settle an unjust case against us.”

Well, it took 3-4 years for TSLA to go from a well over 1 trillion dollar valuation, to about 540 billion where it’s at now, so...

People to suddenly stop being idiots.

So what’s it going to take for TSLA to lose $500B market cap and get to a realistic valuation?

When are they going to learn the beauty of top gear was the hosts, Clarkson is kind of an ass but the three can’t be replaced.

I’m absolutely shocked that cut-throat capitalism leads to under-maintained equipment, overworked employees, and generally unsafe conditions. Safety be damned! We have profits to maximize! 

“If they’re telling us to not look at the eclipse, it’s prolly good for us to LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE,” one X user wrote on Wednesday.

A crap situation all around, seeing as a guy died. Was he most likely not paying attention when he should’ve been? Yes. Is Autopilot pretty shit and in being so named, encourages Tesla owners to be overly reliant on it? Yes. Both things can be true.

Actually, this kind of thing makes me believe there is a God.

Bold of you to assume that any of these idiots would want to visit a library.

Don’t worry—we’ll have Elon stans here any moment to explain why legacy automakers should jump on the chance to incorporate what has become one of Tesla’s most embarrassing features into their own cars.

Because it’s not very good. No matter what Tesla fanboys say, the system is not that incredible. In the city, most people won’t use it since it’s too erratic. And on the highways, other automakers offer similar (if not better) product. GM’s Super Cruise works just as well. BMW’s DriveAssist Plus is surprisingly great. …

Why would any other company pay to integrate a beta that has considerable failures, and is offered by an egotistical fascist?

Dear stupid people,

This kinda stuff makes me sad for humanity. I had hoped that by the time I hit 50, the Earth would have mastered space travel and flying cars, but I guess our society is just too dumb to handle anything.

I don’t normally shit on a whole group of people, but for CT owners, I’ll make an exception.

anyone who willingly bought a cybertruck after knowing everything about Elon and Tesla honestly deserves to have their trucks bricked lol 

The Cybertruck is going to be a business school case study for the next 100 years.

Has there ever been a more half-baked technology that was being sold this hard to the public? All of these “AI” programs seem like they needed years more development.

Breasts are not porn.