Well, it took 3-4 years for TSLA to go from a well over 1 trillion dollar valuation, to about 540 billion where it’s at now, so...

People to suddenly stop being idiots.

So what’s it going to take for TSLA to lose $500B market cap and get to a realistic valuation?

When are they going to learn the beauty of top gear was the hosts, Clarkson is kind of an ass but the three can’t be replaced.

I’m absolutely shocked that cut-throat capitalism leads to under-maintained equipment, overworked employees, and generally unsafe conditions. Safety be damned! We have profits to maximize! 

A crap situation all around, seeing as a guy died. Was he most likely not paying attention when he should’ve been? Yes. Is Autopilot pretty shit and in being so named, encourages Tesla owners to be overly reliant on it? Yes. Both things can be true.

Don’t worry—we’ll have Elon stans here any moment to explain why legacy automakers should jump on the chance to incorporate what has become one of Tesla’s most embarrassing features into their own cars.

Because it’s not very good. No matter what Tesla fanboys say, the system is not that incredible. In the city, most people won’t use it since it’s too erratic. And on the highways, other automakers offer similar (if not better) product. GM’s Super Cruise works just as well. BMW’s DriveAssist Plus is surprisingly great. …

Why would any other company pay to integrate a beta that has considerable failures, and is offered by an egotistical fascist?

I don’t normally shit on a whole group of people, but for CT owners, I’ll make an exception.

anyone who willingly bought a cybertruck after knowing everything about Elon and Tesla honestly deserves to have their trucks bricked lol 

The Cybertruck is going to be a business school case study for the next 100 years.

The future of ugly, broken-down trucks is NOW.

At least your truck “looks like the future” ... on a tow truck.

“Tesla really rushed these trucks out, what a nightmare.”

Have you ever heard of “Useless Farm”?

If they ever team up with the emus, we’re done for.

So are deer. I guess the only solution is to go full Mad Max for these self-driving vehicles...

After an 8.0+

Pro Tip: Much like estimating the distance lightning was from you by measuring the time between it and the thunder, you can tell how big an earthquake was by measuring how much poop there is between you and your pants.