It was an unemployed homeless transgender athiest Muslim illegal immigrant homicidal rapist pedophile drug-lord kingpin from Mexico hired by George Soros, Barack Obama, and Bill Gates that was actually driving the boat.

Every single conspiracy wacko I have ever met has been incapable of handling uncertainty, chance, bad luck, chaos and randomness. They are such control freaks that they cannot handle that bad shit just happens. Effing small minded cowards. 

As I was staring out at the bridge collapse from my office in the Inner Harbor this morning I was wondering how long it would take the Right wing morons at Fox and elsewhere to blame this on one of their hobby horses. Didn’t take long.

The Simpsons predicts it again:

Listen, some people have a long way to go and a short time to get there.

A busy bridge in Baltimore collapsed early Tuesday morning following a collision with a cargo ship.

And he wont sit next to gay people either. “Who wants to catch that,” he says.

”I’m not vaccinated, I will not get vaccinated,” Smith said in a now deleted Instagram video. “I believe they compromise your immunities … It’s no offense to anyone. It’s just my beliefs. I just don’t believe in that stuff.”

The dealership really couldn’t afford a cheap stick shift shop car to teach their people on? What a bunch of scumbags.

Well that can’t be right, Musk says he’s a defender of Free Speech! And surely he’s not a hypocrite.... right?

Thank you for linking to the court’s actual ruling.

Well, there’s this...

I did. It is still hilarious that the “pinnacle of motorsports” only has 10 teams and some of those teams can’t even build more than 2 cars.

By the brief look at the coffin, it appears that Jeffrey Jones’ character has died. Given his arrest and subsequent legal problems, it’s not surprising that he isn’t coming back. 

I’d understand having sympathy for him except for the part about swiping a minor passenger’s pass who was traveling alone. That’s endangering a child and terribly slimy of him.

Have there been any moments in the “impeachment” of Joe Biden that aren’t weird?

Raskin continues to show how much of an fuckwit Comer is.

The 15 month effort to impeach Joe Biden unofficially ended today. It’s over. 

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