Something about the way it looks just screams to me: “Now you and 45 of your closest friends can die in a low-speed collision!”

Oh they’re awesome dogs - we have a vineyard about 15 minutes from our house and they have four of them who work the property and live outside.

Yes, yes and not really. ~45 pound white male Siberian husky.

So, very white, very floofy, but small for a male.

Their jobs they assign themselves are very, very important to them.

Absolutely genius.

The last few seasons of FTWD really have excelled, and it’s unfortunate a lot of people do not (or refuse to) acknowledge that.

One more unrelated thing (in terms of being specific to a certain vehicle) has really ruined things in my mind:

The crackle tune.

44 unpaid parking tickets—43 for speeding and one for running a red light

And, somehow, it isn’t a slideshow.

Is it because his dick is too small and they felt bad?

Thankfully nothing too crazy besides the usual people parking in the shared diesel/gas pumps (our local Meijer station where we fill up almost always at has a whole two spots with diesel handles, the other 8 spots are gas-only, and the final 2 spots are gas and e85) to either A) fill up their gasoline cars when…

Now we all can feel like Dale Earnhardt Jr.!

BMW: Sure you do.

Good - they shouldn’t. We use ours all the time. The name is stupid - it always has been, but “mini turbo convection oven” isn’t quite as catchy.

Apparently this freaked people out. Which...isn’t surprising. 

I don’t mind the design of it...but I absolutely do not want a white console.

When my wife bought her ‘98 Cavalier (which later became mine a couple years later) for $800, we had to do a full interior cleaning - the kid was a smoker, and also delivered (and ate) lots of pizza. So the whole vehicle was covered in a combination of ash and pizza crumbs, and smelled heavily of smoke.

Very much correct - not difficult at all to maintain as long as you’re not an idiot.

There’s not much I dislike about my Gen 2 Volt - but I do wish Fuel Maintenance Mode activated after a longer period of time (say, two years, instead of one year of average fuel life).

And, if I recall, they still got the cure so...it was better all around.