Something about the way it looks just screams to me: “Now you and 45 of your closest friends can die in a low-speed collision!”

Oh they’re awesome dogs - we have a vineyard about 15 minutes from our house and they have four of them who work the property and live outside.

Yes, yes and not really. ~45 pound white male Siberian husky.

So, very white, very floofy, but small for a male.

Their jobs they assign themselves are very, very important to them.

One more unrelated thing (in terms of being specific to a certain vehicle) has really ruined things in my mind:

The crackle tune.

44 unpaid parking tickets—43 for speeding and one for running a red light

And, somehow, it isn’t a slideshow.

Is it because his dick is too small and they felt bad?

Thankfully nothing too crazy besides the usual people parking in the shared diesel/gas pumps (our local Meijer station where we fill up almost always at has a whole two spots with diesel handles, the other 8 spots are gas-only, and the final 2 spots are gas and e85) to either A) fill up their gasoline cars when…

Now we all can feel like Dale Earnhardt Jr.!

BMW: Sure you do.

Good - they shouldn’t. We use ours all the time. The name is stupid - it always has been, but “mini turbo convection oven” isn’t quite as catchy.

Apparently this freaked people out. Which...isn’t surprising. 

I don’t mind the design of it...but I absolutely do not want a white console.

When my wife bought her ‘98 Cavalier (which later became mine a couple years later) for $800, we had to do a full interior cleaning - the kid was a smoker, and also delivered (and ate) lots of pizza. So the whole vehicle was covered in a combination of ash and pizza crumbs, and smelled heavily of smoke.

Very much correct - not difficult at all to maintain as long as you’re not an idiot.

There’s not much I dislike about my Gen 2 Volt - but I do wish Fuel Maintenance Mode activated after a longer period of time (say, two years, instead of one year of average fuel life).

As weird/ugly as it can end up looking - this is the major benefit to a number of larger vehicles (not at all saying they should be that large, but that’s another problem entirely) shifting their headlights considerably downwards in vehicle.

Are they sure they don’t want to try and charge owners for this, like the kit they released months ago?

Did you not just run an article yesterday on how the majority of these apparently aren’t balloons?