If you pick the Pontiac Aztek, you’re taking the easy way out.

I expect ours will take longer since we don’t e-file (since it isn’t free).

Landings are by far the most dangerous moments in a flight. The final decent and landing phases make up only four percent of flight time, but account for an incredibly 49 percent of fatal accidents

I think even that is too advanced - I think they’re stuck using stone tablets.

Ever just stare inside your open fridge?

My brother had an ‘01 Century and occasionally I would have him take it to a shop to do work I did not feel like doing (or did not have time to...or it was winter). They did good work, but at one point they must have had some shop assistant put the wheels back on.

And if the filter is that tight - the drain plug is even tighter.

Step one: Remove drain plug, drain oil and remove filter

Dealerships: “Why don’t people want to buy from us?”

Seems like they still end up significantly cheaper than developing a new plane anymore with absurd budget overruns. 

I always do one final wash for the DDs at the no-touch wash with underbody blast in the spring (generally before it’s warm enough to have the hose outside anyway).

It also included lowered and stiffer suspension, different gear ratios, flat-bottom steering wheel, different fascias, seats, etc. So, not, not just black wheels. But also not a ton else either.

It probably was true at one point in time - and probably in a very limited capacity - so you know how things like that will just kind of...extrapolate.

And I mean, let’s be honest: the glory hole selection is far superior too.

I always thought these (and some of the other S-Class/Maybach) wheels looked like absolute dogshit:

Yup - the Malibu he does own is a mid-early 70s model, and does absolutely nothing with.

Do they have Teslas or do they not have Teslas? Who knows!

Will they mark the vehicle as stolen shortly into your rental or not? Who knows!

I like the continuity these last few episodes regarding Cartman - he truly is depressed from having to live in a hot dog (which, of course, was his own fault) - it showed in any scene he was in during this episode. He’s so depressed he can’t even be an asshole. 

Oh god, are we in for a 50-page slideshow?

The V10 Ford Excursion can just about manage eight miles per gallon if you’re driving around town, which is pretty damn bad.