You forgot the gold dust. It’s like sand, it gets everywhere.

Please, it’s pronounced “drezzzzed”

I’ve actually enjoyed Gomez’s Mistress more than I did Simm’s Master. Somehow she’s funnier that Simm but I have a feeling the combination of the two of them is going to be terrific.

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

Science is perfectly fine, thanks. It’s the scientifically illiterate writers and “journalists” who parrot PR pieces or misinterpret (willfully or not) regurgitated abstracts to sell papers/magazines/views that are the real problem.

NIght Watch and Free Folk. Starks and Targaryen.

Betty & Veronica would have you know, Sir, that they are doing just fine.

I bet Jon Snow is tipped to heal both Bettie and Veronica....

Mass Hysteria! Cats and dogs, living together!

Melvin Greenblatt.

Star for Thriller, exactly where my thinkymeats went.

Next you’ll be telling me physics makes running with a shield problematic.

Sugarland Express with Goldie Hawn, The Color Purple, The BFG has a female protagonist, and his upcoming The Papers with Meryl Streep.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

It totally was, but at what point to we want our characters and comics to have substance in addition to style?

“who?”

You’re completely insane.

Alas, we’ll just have to endure. Like water. Water is patient. Water waits.

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…