I’m immune. Probably because I’m a shallow bitch and he’s just way too out of proportion (look at how tiny his head looks on that massive body).

Ironically, I would be pretty damn okay with Terry Crews going into politics. Dude has spoken really well on his feminism and he’s funny and supportive. I like the guy!

Diesel / (michelle) Rodriguez 2024

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

Oh sure, run away and leave the people who can’t afford to uproot themselves here with Trump for company!

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

New Hampshire: Sorry We’re In The Way Of Getting To Maine.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

“Every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped. It’s like the pinnacle of male desire, when he can’t stop no matter what.”

It’s so nice to be younger than these people because as time passes, they’ll all die off, and then I can organize a grave pissin’ roadtrip the likes of which this great nation has never before seen!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!

To paraphrase Jefferson, “If your boss is a dumbass, a man is not only right to disobey them, he is obligated to do so.” 

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

I’m sorry if you took that as patronizing, but there’s also no need to belittle the concerns of an awful lot of very smart people who generally are considered part of the realist school. Labeling them as cynics and their wisdom as irrelevant is a bit much.

Ohhhh my god shutttuuppppp nobody cares about how big your military dick is America, not everything is about youuuuu.

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Fuck fucking all of them, and don’t get me started about the sick irony of that tiny cross on her necklace.

The faces of evil, all of them. Fuck every last one of these pieces of shit.

Shhhhh...