Milo Yiannopoulos looks like a human foot crossed with a frosted mini-wheat.

Well, hey - I’m not a bigot or nothin’, but I’ve worked with the Whites all my life, an’ lemme tell you, they’re just LOOKING for another handout! I mean, the Whites practically expect a obscenely colossal tax cut, followed immediately by another wave of financial deregulation!

Yes - I was once a successful god’s child, basking in education and prosperity...

So, in summary: hatred of the Clintons, belief in conspiracy theories, “Christian” values, calculated self-interest, deluded belief in Trump as a man of the common folk, Ayn Rand-inspired economic voodoo bullshit, and outright trolling.

Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats!

Hey now, Spider-Man 2 was pretty good! And there’s...uh...

Pft - no, you’re SUPPOSED to hold ‘em in your left hand and shoot flaming balls of magnesium at your friends while you steer your car with your right hand.

Some won’t. Some poor bastards will start to understand exactly what kind of man Trump is - and when that happens, it will have been too late for a long, long time.

Open question for folks: where’s a good place to get started? What I can do to make some difference? More specifically, what can I do to help prevent some godawful, hell-blasted future straight out of Terminator II?

We’ve received The Signal that The Event is [The] Happening and we must prepare The Thing for The Arrival.

That steak looks like a moist flap of tire from a lawn tractor (surrounded by two heaping piles of fried turds).

Maybe you should be! You sound like you’re not a maniac, and right now, that means you’re more qualified than a frighteningly large percentage of people in charge...

At this point, I’m all for officially renaming “fake news” to dangerous lies.

Christ - at this point,“What is left of Aleppo?” is probably a valid question...

The torture never stops.

You buried the lede:

Unclaimed Power Converters at the Tosche Station: A Star Wars Story

And don’t forget the ability to inherit disgusting sums of money from their wealthy fathers...

Respectfully, I submit that this is a combo worthy of bold, all-caps praise.

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