He has children, Lauren

“the greatest pitcher of his generation”

Fun fact: Jay Z turned down the Super Bowl half time show for similar reasons, and Justin Timberlake ended up doing it instead.

Northwestern stripes, UCLA stripes... he’s earned ‘em all.

Not Paul Lukas!

Something about his shape and the color of the uniform makes the the Western Union logo look like the McDonald’s arches when you scroll through quickly.
I’m also now convinced that in a better timeline McDonald’s sponsors the Nuggets. 

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

This seems like the correct take.  I was terrified the judge was making a terrible mistake, but I think the my biggest error was pre-judging that jury.  They showed guts and good judgment. 

That Judge is no dummy. She knew if she didn’t give the jury instructions on SYG it would be used to either sue for mistrial or an appeal.  We will hear from Guyger again, I fear-but they won’t be able to use that awful law as a reason.

I am fucking shocked, not because I ever doubted for one fucking second she was guilty of murder, but because I didn’t think there was a chance in hell she’d be convicted. I was already talking myself in to settling for being satisfied if they got her on manslaughter. I can’t say I’m happy about the verdict cuz I’d…

I’m really reconsidering the unpleasant thoughts I sent the Judge yesterday when she included in the jury instructions basically the Stand Your Ground Law.

A 4-4 tie, with four safeties on muffed snaps that the quarterback just covers up.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.