Yeah, except fuck all Republicans for what they've done to this world

In years of frequenting this site, I’ve never wanted to give multiple stars this badly.

The only question is: Will he be killed in prison or after release?

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

One question: what is a “Grimes”?

His father failed him.

I couldn't name either team that played in the 2013 worlds series, much less five guys from whatever mystery team won that year.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ 

The Cardinals deserve this but Jordan Hicks doesn’t.

I came here to ask the same question, so thanks.

Don’t be, it’s a “Chernobyl” reference.

Why? You use your arm to pitch.

The DH is an abomination. He could still pitch if he had to, he's just a wuss. Do you throw with your nose? No. Get out on the mound.

Thanks to your avi, I read this in Captain Murphy’s voice, as God intended.

Cancer is a motherfucker. Old or young, fit or fat, cancer just doesn’t seem to discriminate; It just hits us all.

Commercial insurance will not pay for any OTC medications.

There’s no such thing as a winnable war
It’s a lie we don’t believe anymore

I saw the Lard Sunflowers open for Toad the Wet Sprocket back in ‘98