FKA Twigs’ 2014 debut album, LP1, reshaped pop music.

Unfortunately, he had a Hemingway moment instead.

Please tell me what media you do enjoy, so I can avoid it.

I love June in The Handmaid’s Tale but hate Elizabeth Moss for her participation in a harmful cult like Scientology.

Amzing true fact: Dana Carvey is exactly as funny as Jimmy Fallon is not. placing them in the same spot creates a comedy non-space that both is and isn’t happening. A quantum flux where no comedy can exist and yet it does, (in theory).

I wouldn't say no to a cameo by Alan Tudyk

Ironically, I have gotten more literal laugh out loud moments from ST: Discovery than I have from The Orville because it is so deeply, painfully bad it becomes high comedy. Discovery is hilarious and I mean that in the worst possible way. 

Demigod with legendary sword and staff vs. an elderly schoolmarm that needs verbal spell components? Yeah, that’s not even worth discussing.

Can you see this movie with absolutely zero knowledge of pokemon? I know the yellow one is Pikachu but is that like a breed of monster or just an individual? By which I mean is there a whole bunch of Pikachu or no? I feel like most references are gonna go flying over my head since the trailer was mostly layered with…

Bless you, Tippi

Article summary: Nothing matters, we are all doomed to the inexorable march to the grave, eat at Arby’s.

Is English not your first language, Gabe? If so, congratulations on this post! If not, hire an editor to fix your shit.

“Deaths are almost unheard of,” according to Dr. Muzzafar Qazilbash

Giannis signed my son’s basketball tonight! Let’s get down.

NBA refs are too old, too slow and too unathletic to do their job without negatively affecting the game. Like Chuck & Shaq.

Now do the Trailblazers being a big old pile of nothing without Nurkic

March come in like a Lamb, goes out like a lion

I can attest that this is true even if you’ve had a gun pulled on you.

An anagram for Spiro Agnew is ‘grow a penis’.

Starring this for the feltjobs