Yeesh, even in their “safe space” they are getting smacked around a bit.

Does Gym Jordan’s hunchback prevent him from ever wearing a suit jacket?  Is this a branding thing for him so he thinks he stands out or seems more authentic? 

Many people are saying that the reason Jim Jordan helped cover up sexual abuse in the wrestling program at Ohio State is because he participated in that abuse.  I don’t know anything about it, but it is something many people are saying, that Jim Jordan committed numerous acts of sexual abuse at Ohio State.  I don’t…

Thompson was so good in that sketch and the way he built up the reactions to the news was great. Just starting out really basic and then getting more and more sarcastic to the insistence of the other panelists how this is now different.

If you took the fans out of that picture, I’d be sure that was some tryhard at the local Y wearing a full NBA replica jersey for some reason - you know, the type that calls fouls whenever he misses, which is often.

This is the kind of shit I expect from Shia Labeouf.

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

Think about this:

What the hell is Barnett even doing? Why is he diving head long at a guy stood up to knock him up field. The play is dumb and compounded by this egregious head shot.

Almost as good as the Brewers catching fire like this has been watching the Cubs Cub it up.

In Soviet Wisconsin, pitchers carry Brewers!

Lifelong Brewer fan, obvious homer here. But this is the type of year where a team catches fire and goes all the way. Last year was great, just came up short, but this is what makes baseball the best sport. These guys are playing fast and loose, in the absence of their MVP and the “stud ace pitcher that they needed to…

Pitchers of brewers do often lead to forgetting, as well as a struggle to score.

I can’t wait to hear all the usual suspects on the “Christian” right to object to feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, showing mercy to the criminal, and aiding the widowed and the orphaned. I’m sure the U.S. being a “Christian country” will continue to just mean being anti-abortion (something the Bible never…

I love that a guy who screams “fake news!” at the drop of a hat is going to be undone by literally believing “fake news.”

Get two, one to eat, one to shave with

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Yep. See also: men think recycling makes you gay.

Oh she was intoxicated.

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.