Based on your recent posts, you must be what is known in the vernacular as a ‘smarmy dickweed’. Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?

My new favorite thing is conservatives opining on hypocrisy. 

Fuck Reason and every disingenuous cretin that writes for them and supports their increasing flirtation with the far-right. It’s basically Quillette-lite now, and abhorrent trolls like Cathy Young as why. White privilege run amok combined with pseudo-intellectualism that’s off the charts. 

Conservatives would have to admit being wr..wr wr wr wr wr rrr rr rrong... for the, uh, first time ever.

Shit. Republicans really hate kids, don’t they? Embryos good, people bad.

If your priority is to blow up on Instagram you probably don't have what it takes to build a strong marriage anyway. 

You can’t, even in your cabin in the woods, you’ll still find those “many blood sucking creatures”.

Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

FIFY

Plus why are we still giving this anti-vaxx whackadoo work??

the world needs more illiterate dopes like you. never change.

She doesn’t want to be the person who pushes 45 to declare himself president for life. For some reason, she’s terrified of even remotely challenging him. Perhaps she’s seen a psychological profile and is scared shitless of him. Maybe she’s been corrupt herself and doesn’t want the shit spilled onto the floor for…

Yeah, they’re not beating Ohio State. Harbaugh will be gone. You don’t go 0-5 in that game and keep your job.

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

Schrodinger’s asshole

ALSO: she manages to both deny and prove the existence of white supremacy in one appearance. That’s why they love her.

What worries you is that a time might come where you and this site might actually have to acknowledge that Cardi B is the shitty human being she has shown the world she is over and over and over again.