Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

*nods vigorously*

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

But do we have to keep talking about him?

Moderator: Mr. President, we’ll start with you, what can you tell us about your health care plans?

I can’t imagine a worse matchup for the country and our future, but a Biden-Trump-Who-Has-The-Smoother-Brain debate would be fun in a watching a car crash and explode sort of way.

Ok, so I don’t want to freak anyone out or anything, but I know for a fact that I watched that Boban man’s death. How is he here?! I SAW THE BOOK GO INTO HIS FACE. THE MAN IS DECEASED AND YET HERE HE STANDS. Were these games played months ago?! Something is very wrong and I need answers

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Honestly at this point you could have told me he was the Jaguars Head coach and I wouldn’t have any reason to think otherwise.

Gardner Minshew looks like a guy who struts, or at least saunters.

So that’s where he ended up.

That polo came out of the bottom of a laundry bag shoved in a drawer underneath a 12 pack of Natty Ice and a bag of Funyuns. It last saw the light of day when he had to get photographed for his passport when his bro’s decided January is a good time to chase tail in Costa Rica.

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

I like to think this is karmic retribution for those ass-awful uniforms.

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.