/shrugs

Starred for CIV reference.

+1 comedy pyramid

Bonds could’ve been swinging a fluorescent light bulb.

APOLOGIZE, BEFORE ZOD!

Trent said D.I.L.F. stands for “Dude I’d Like to Fuck”

+1 serious comment for good cause

I see what you did there.

Orthodox soccer fan is the worst

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.

Harsh, but fair.

I see 4 people with just 2 lower lips and 0 upper lips between them.

Seven seas? I give you Seven Seas of Rhye by Queen

Carnac the Magnificent: Gamely Chugging Along.

The David Berkowitz of point guards

*succubi

There used to be a time when a quote like this would get your account banhammered into the ether.

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

This message approved by the Wisconsin Dairy Council.

Well, they better hurry this production along then!