Young Peter Gabriel in some kind of leotard with hobo Phil Collins absolutely blowing my mind with the time signature changes and how did I not know Pete’s a flautist?!?

GM Simmons > Player Simmons

Lou Reed was a huge piece of shit. Also, the most overrated musician of the past 50 years.

Urine is sterile though, so it would/should be no obstacle to a germaphobe. However, Donny Piss-Tits is a certifiable moron, so he may very well not realize this. But a guy that’s into piss play? I feel like he’d know. Either way, I hope Vlad releases it.

All I can see in the header pic is HER HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS!

How do these people find The Root? They’re just spoiling for a fight, right?

I’ll go one further; They will claim it as a ‘paid in full tab’. Why, it’s practically reparations!

ECMO = either there was an acute respiratory failure or very serious cardiac event. Clearly, this is just to support the patient so the heart and lungs can rest. Early emergency initiation of venoarterial extracorporeal membrane oxygenationcan in theory could lead to hemodynamic and rhythm stability, but this is by no…

obligatory

Fallon can fuck off forever for the hair tussle the will live in infamy

Oh thank you, I thought I was the only dum-dum

More like GTFO62

Please add ‘problematic’ to the list

Suzie is a strange name for a fella

Has anyone ever seen Kristin Chenoweth and Amy Sedaris in the same place at the same time?

none of these were secret

Nice

So does Shapo buy his hats really big, or is he microcephalic?

I bet Drew’s first order last night was scotch

Dennis: Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”