Now we know what Griffin’s O-face looks like

Talk is cheap and votes are expensive. Flake’s votes are all Trump, all the time, so we see you, Jeff. We. See. You.

Thank you kindly, good internet denizen!

Why are you paraphrasing Don Henley?

People ask us why we harp on Bill Simmons a lot here and the answer is because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America. He is the only man who was given not one but TWO blank checks to open up a vanity shop, wherein he can collect writers to lend him the kind of prestige that his own work cannot.

A real Milford man wouldn’t appear on the court.

It’s truly inspiring to see someone with microcephaly having success in pro sports. It would be nice if someone could get him a fitted hat, so as not to draw attention to it though. 

I read that as Tracey Morgan and now I don’t want to go back

Which one is supposed to be the “hot” one?

Werewolves, not swearwolves.

Wait, a German show is cold and removed? Looks like I won’t have to reevaluate my preconceived notions of Germany.

Oma’s skinfolk not kinfolk forever now, huh?

“got fat bass-lines like Russell Simmons steals money”

You think that’s bad? Until I read this, I had never heard of David Allen Coe. I have never heard a note of his music in my life.

Thank you for not being Billy

It is my FIRM belief that Seth McFarland based his Cleveland Brown voice on Boz Scaggs singing voice.

The Smiths are THE most overrated post-punk band ever

Probably something Aussie, like Wallamalloo.

I’m still waiting for the ‘30 For 30' on “Who wants to sex the Mutombo?”

2017 has been so crazy that I, until the moment I saw this article, had forgotten the Astros had won the series.