I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

RiDi or LeAnna. Or LeRi (as I’m leery about this info). But I guess if this is their second go around, RiCap.

I feel like Rihanardo is a much more satisfying couple name.

I just had the pleasure of reuniting a little old lady with her little old dog who had been missing for six months. It had negatively impacted the woman’s health, worrying about her dog, so we were all overjoyed to see them go home together.

Frank’s and I don’t get along, unfortunately. Crystal is so good on chicken or eggs that it makes me angry sometimes.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

I loved this movie SO much more than it deserved because of the puppy-killer revenge angle. After, I felt manipulated. But I love it anyway.

Pretty sure she’s a lhasa apso. Also, there’s a special place in hell for people that steal pets.

Avoid and deflect? Why would you want to file fried chicken and watermelon to those categories? You don’t avoid them: you devour them!

I don’t have authorship privileges on Jezebel, so I wouldn’t be able to file it under anything.

If you have one go-to hot sauce, you are doing it wrong. Regardless on whether you like, hate or are meh about Sriracha.

I would complain but I’m not done with my PBR yet.

okay but what we really need is the green tabasco sauce in packet form bc i’m white and can’t handle the real deal.

Cholula is better, and it already comes in adorable, little, 2oz bottles. Suck it sriracha lovers.

at least the GOP is consistent.

They come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airmen every other member of the military so sacrificially have given to this country.

I hate to say it, because it seems so obvious, but also to drive with your lights on, i can't tell how many times when its raining/snowing and people are driving around with no lights 0n. its less about headlights, and more about the tail lights and person behind you being able to see you.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.