Hahaha, I know! Like, that's even anything that would ever be that important to people that they'd gladly give up all infrastructure and social services that make a civilized society work.

I think racism is as pervasive among Missouri police as it is in nearly every police department in America, which is to say: pretty fucking pervasive.

I'm autistic, and thusly not great at non-verbal communication, but yeah, those are the eyes of an evil motherfucker.

Off topic, kinda. I used to work in a lab drawing blood. It was summer and the AC wasn't working properly. We were all slightly crabby and drenched in sweat. One day this fellow comes in and as I'm wrapping the elastic band around his are, I comment on his name—Robert E. Lee. He must have assumed my accent made me a…

Makes you wish for a real life reenactment from Banshee, when Carrie breaks the redneck's nose who grabbed her ass at the diner.

It's like he decides what to wear in the morning based on how racist it will make him look

His last name is also the first thing I thought when I read this article.

When the cops got there, Gaa at first denied making the comments, but in the process of doing so, this complete dumbshit started using racial slurs.

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.

Da fuq? Why would it be funny to dangle a tip for a server to grab? I had to reread the description of the diners because I had to make sure you didn't say "40 top of 8 year olds." Douchebag.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

I've heard of that whole stack of bills on the table thing before and I literally cannot think of a better way to guarantee your food will get fucked with. Seriously, don't piss your waitress off before your food even gets to the table.

Oh, fuck those note leaving assholes. Fuck them right in the ear.

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior.

Monogrammed Thermosery

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Monogrammed Thermosery

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

The flag pin is a nice touch.

It is so weird that Vanderbilt ends up being the hero of this story. I'm so not used to a university doing the right thing. Finally. Thank fuck.