I would have never in a million years guessed that this was Karl lagerfeld. he looks like he used to be part werewolf instead of the King of the vampires.

THANK YOU for the reminder that this is fucking Twilight Fanfic. I want to scream it from the rooftops.

Miss Venezuela's costume is inspired by the Araguaney, one of our "natural symbols" along with the Turpial (a bird: Icterus icterus) and the orchid (Cattleya mossiae).

"Fuck this. France is too good for this bullshit."

Miss Canada basically rolled up like "eat my shorts yall" and I appreciate that kind of competitive spirit in a costume competition

What I love about Miss France's was she kinda dressed up as bedazzled Marianne but mostly just plopped a beret on her head and called it day.

Man, when your heart is bursting out of your chest and shattering to a million pieces, it's a good thing it happens when you're already in the hospital.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Technically it's a "national costume" contest, but the interpretations are fast and loose—you've just got to represent some vital element of your national culture.

In fairness, could there ever be enough guns or Jesus?

A general comment on principle: I am heartened to see that the author of the book—crappy as it was—was in a position to maintain control over her original creative. That's really unusual, good for James for standing for her vision. Anyone who got involved in the project knew James had creative control—you can't really…

WTF kind of hockey score is this?

Miss Spain went with Queen Isabella

Not enough guns and Jesus.

They really should allow the public to vote. Miss Canada would win by a landslide.

i feel like i need to rep miss India's costume

also appropriate:

I think we can all agree that guys can only wear rings for the following reasons:

I wear a pendant necklace, it's a high carbon steel pendant and when you strike it on a sharp piece of rock it creates sparks in order to start a fire. Every man should have a way to start a fire, and I swear it makes me look like Jay-Z. http://www.emberlit.com/en/emberlit-st…

I HAVE THIS SAME SCAR - from when I was a 12 year old girl. I hazard a large percentage of us leg shavers share similar scars.