God, I already miss Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

oh yeah i would love to hear the church's side of the story i am sure it is very reasonable and on point

As the ACLU of Alabama's Executive Director Susan Watson points out, Alabama doesn't have a statewide public defender program, meaning fetuses can get a lawyer appointed with state money, but real live, already-born indigent human beings cannot.

I accidentally stumbled on this article, but I had no idea hockey (that is hockey, right?) players were so attractive. I think I need to watch more sports.

CAPTAIN PRISSEH

Those eyes, I think I would freeze up too.

SO SHADY! I love Chrissy Teigen.

I'm so disappointed you mentioned this before me.

Kids are so fickle. I remember when my best friend in third grade broke up with me. She said, "I still want to be FRIENDS with you, but I want to be BEST friends with [our other friend]." To this day, it is still the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. Team Rosie!

Didn't they retouch Mark's campaign to remove his third nipple?

Gotta be southern. Southern Shade is fucking brutal.

Your boss is throwing some serious shade and it's giving me life right now.

omg I just realized the scales are doing the side eye of justice

I read my spouse Shade Court every week and now he's started correcting people on their improper use of shade. Kara is doing the Lord's work.

Someone should remind Mrs. Wahlbergers about how they had to edit Marky Mark's THIRD nipple out of his CK ads.

i like work.

And she looks ridiculous.

"Igloo Australia"

I witnessed shade with my very own eyes just the other day. My coworker got a very visible piercing to which a supervisor reacted to by saying "Well, you don't seem the least self conscious about it!". I immediately called it out as shade. I did not approve, because my coworker is a sweetheart and the piercing looks…