Holy shit. I apparently used to vomit when I drank Capri Sun one year, and my parents had me list it as an allergy. so embarrassing, and now SO GODDAMN TERRIFYING UGH IT MAKES SENSE. WHY WOULD I BE ABLE TO DRINK KOOL AID AND TANG AND OTHER CRAZY SUGAR/DEATH SOLUTIONS BUT NOT THE SILVER SURFER'S?!…

Why is Boys randomly capitalized?

Thanks, simply because of the headline I now have Party Hard stuck in my head.

You know what I think whenever I send the Captain into our home kitchen and he comes out three hours later with tortilla pizzas for us?

Because I lack trustworthy women friends and live too far away from my mother to do me any good, I snap a quick selfie when I'm trying a new hairdo or lipstick color. And then I evaluate/delete and run to remove the offending lipstick/hairspray.

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, LADIES. Snap judiciously.

Awww Garrett. I could just listen to him talk for hours. sighs but he's no comparison to my sexy ACU wearing, ass kicking, SSG hubby. Yeah buddy! Is it bad I stare and drool when he's just in his boots, ACU pants, no shirt and dog tags right after work? I can't help it! !!

What we're seeing in my area is a movement towards outdoor shopping malls that look like small towns with fountains, parks, etc. I don't know how they survive in the winter but they sure do thrive in the spring and fall.

I feel like you seriously missed out by not including Go-Gurt. Because who doesn't want to eat unnaturally brightly colored yogurt from a tube! Also the two-tone Trix yogurt.

Case by case it then.

Yeah, but you can write a book addressing that dynamic without throwing yourself wholeheartedly into endorsing it.

For what it's worth, according to the FBI, one of the reasons this distinction is made is to distinguish 'forcible rape' from 'statutory rape'.

Strumpets, Rejoice!

I want to have "Spent her life screaming about vodka and shirtless Daniel Craig" on my tombstone.

Re: beets — for me, it's been straight-up red. Maybe the purple vs red issue is a matter of one's Poop Base Color.

Ha! Yeah, the way the garment falls makes it look like a jacket rather than a modified doublet.

Everyone in costume...but Jaime.

What I don't get is, if the groom wants to plan the wedding why does he need to do so in secret? Couldn't the couple just sit down for a grown up talk in which the groom is like 'hey, I think this would be pretty cool' and the bride is all 'sure, you take the reins cause I could care less/here are some ideas please…

Same here. I assumed it was just another version of "nodded off", and I wondered what was so scandalous about a tired mom falling asleep on a bus.

Just clicked to read the whole blog and my oh my... first time visiting myspace in a very long time.
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That was a really fun read. She's funny!
"MOST HOLLYWOOD: Harvey Weinstein at the bar shaking my hand and saying, 'you know who I am.'"

Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I've ever smelled. Eventually we ask what cologne he's wearing and he tells us, "I don't wear cologne, it's just my musk I guess."