there are not enough stars for this

does this mean i can get t shirts on sale now (YES I KNOW BANKRUPTCY MEANS THEY STAY OPEN)

I me YE GODS she’s TERRIBLE looking.

Thanks! I feel no shame playing it on the easiest mode, I don’t quite have the finger coordination to be good at the actual sword slashing bit, and I still occasionally hand over the controller for boss battles after dying ignominiously for the 7th time, but it still feels good to be the one being like “NO A PRESS A A…

hahaha

My bf LITERALLY goes “but... the sea shanties are the BEST PART?!”

When you do a review of Witcher III holler, I’m (a girl) playing it, and it’s my first solo video game experience. Before, I would basically google all the dungeons in Skyrim so my bf wouldn’t miss anything, and figure out how to get the stuff he wanted.

Now, when I have Geralt fuck random girls, he (of course) walks…

DON’T WEAR SHORT LEATHER SHORTS IN A WESTERN SADDLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO RIP ALL THE SKIN OFF YOUR INNER THIGHS.

Give her red hair and violet eyes... and you’ve got Alanna of Pirate’s Swoop and Olau; formerly of Trebond, also known as The King’s Champion of the Realm of Tortall and The Lioness

Sadly, my only proof is listening to the sports AM stations, and it’s all hearsay from the various dudes calling in saying that their friends who do own extra tickets were offered more, and that no one they know on the waitlist got offered any or were contacted.

That and if you bought it from Dan Snyder the DC Government would demolish RFK for you as well as give you millions of dollars to build it. Any new owner would have to be an idiot to keep the team at FedEx.

This waitlist was a lie six years ago, and it hasn’t gotten any more real in the time since, during which time Washington’s anemic home crowds have become, finally, a national embarrassment.

I mean at this point, yes we have failed as a society in preventing violence. We need to take steps to reduce the causes of violence (poverty, lack of education, mental health, prejudice) but these are all deep societal ills that are going to change slowly for a multitude of reasons. They’re not going to change at the…

“Laich” is pronounced “Like” - sorry.

It’s... the opposite of the NRA. NRA says “why bother? people will still get stabbed.” I’m saying “ban handguns, kids can’t accidentally kill themselves with blunt objects.”

I dunno, it’s a lot harder to beat 50 people to death in a short period of time then shoot them.

I’m 5’5” and I admire your attitude! I had to learn the same thing though about dudes complaining about things they wanted to change... It’s about their insecurities.

I definitely agree with this. My current s.o. is about 5’8-5’9” and I’m 5’4-5’5”. He’s the first boyfriend/guy I’ve dated under 6 ft. He’s also the only one to NOT complain when I wear high heels even though it makes me eye to eye with him. The tall guys for some reason didn’t like me getting closer to their height!

that last one...

Seriously? Getting a job with a security clearance is not ONE PERSON telling you “don’t tell anyone tee hee”. That’s “this is your job and your government will fuck you over if you do.”

p.s. i love your screen name...or whatever they’re called now