This is v. eloquently written. Also, SHADE.

The only thing that makes it SLIGHTLY less of a conspiracy (I think Ledisi should have been asked to perform with Beyonce in some sense here) is that this song is apparently a very personal one to Beyonce. It's been out in the public for a while that her mother used to sing her this song, and it has been part of her…

i want this exact blue?! :(

CONGRATS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (p.s. I LOVE those SHOES)

Also:

Threading isn't painful!!!!

and mine only takes like 5 minutes!!

Beautiful

This is awesome in that it not only references Juniors hockey, but the height of 18th c. french court fashion... A la Yonce:

This doesn't look especially "pirate-y" to me... but I'm picking up what you're putting down about The Pirate Queen!

her gladiator sandals should have been a different color

This made me snort laugh at my desk way harder than it should have, thanks for that

That's awesome! Bringing the modern vibe to the old reliable! Congrats!

That is like the gentlest kitten roughhousing of ALL TIME Mr. Pug, better get ready.

Great title or greatest title?

Taylor Dayne's " Love Will Lead You Back," with special alternate lyrics just for her.

Is V Hudge just doing a fuck ton of revival broadway shows as the "famous person" in them? She was in "Rent", she's currently opening a run of "Gigi" in DC and apparently will now be in "Grease"... I guess there are worse ways to make money but that's a lot of shows in a short period of time

I dunno the urgency with which she puts on her glasses kind of makes this

gawd. that kiss?!