why this was even a question I don't know

exactly

agreed. It's not like they would have had a legally binding "oh this has to be the date that i get married."

This is odd, but they could not have told the church she was pregnant until after her review and raise? If you're due in April you're only 4 or 5 months along, some people don't show until then.

Welcome to the world of giant Canadian farmboys at peak physical condition!

agreed. it's one thing to have that in a prissy Russian goal scorer (hello stereotypes) but it's another thing to have that as the mother effing CAPTAIN

he's so fucking pretty.

This is similar to what happened to me! And I second the "end of day, have pharmaceuticals and have someone drive you home"

Oh no he's great, and also best when talking shit while scoring goals but not actually fighting people. Unless it's Malkin, and then it's hilarious. Yes, there's a reason why we held onto having real goons for so long, who would hold Ovie back when he wanted to punch people.

I think that's the way to handle it. Genius.

This happened to my friend, she even set aside a room for people to have their kids hang out in with a babysitter, games, and a tv.

The inner envelope is where you're clear about who you're inviting... it's definitely worth the money to me, and I'm not even engaged yet.

Could it be explained away by: "Welp so and so cousin is 14, so it's not like he can drink, would he really have a good time here? He's probably having more fun having the house to himself on a Saturday eating Dominos and playing video games. If I wasn't the one happily getting married, I'd rather be doing that myself…

I'm a DC sports fan. Hope springs eternal, unless it's totally dashed by a random midseason loss and then depression sets in.

1. He is the reason we won the winter classic against the Penguins, always pulls out exciting goals when we need them.

THIS THANK YOU (please see my initial post before I even read this..)

Amazing. Also, a polite respectful way to be like "I'm a huge fan!"

Backie! Agreed, tho Mike Green is playing like he has two high functioning legs this season, which is nice to see.

ENTHUSIASTICALLY SECONDED.