Don't fuck with pregnant ladies.

BACON TURKEY BRAVO FOR THE WIN.

so winning with the Dean gifs today. thanks for the early am snort laughs

All the stars for Fancy Pants Dean!

This is the one that Cooks Illustrated did some heavy testing on and says that it's the best mandoline out there, and HIGHLY recommends always using the guard.

Oh god oh god the utter TRUTH of this statement:

it's obviously the farm dog! He just came to investigate the tourist shenanigans on the blanket.

IDEAL LIFE ALERT.
Cute dog, field with cows/horses in the background, gorgeous husband and clothes? Done and done.

or even like... a crazy orange or something fun, not blue or red. but yes!

this is the best I've ever seen this man dress. The shoes are a little off i think? perhaps a true cognac would have been better but go YOU sir!

i wish there was a tie here, then = perfection

WTH.

THIS. THIS THIS.

best burn I've seen all day.

Dear New Democrat Leader Tom Mulcair, if I was Canadian I'd vote for you!

OH MY GOD. YES

All the points. Amazing.

haha yeah, agreed, my secondary comment later was saying how cheap my extended family is, that usually when paying for things comes up they suddenly have SO MANY OTHER THINGS TO DO.

Also, my mother WILL actually be paying for it (eventually, assuming I get married) and she's the one I worry about. She has good taste…

Genius.

Mostly, I have cheap relatives so asking someone to pay for something is like when you flick the light on in the kitchen of a cheap apartment.